“Watch for Falling Rocks”? Sure.
“Slippery When Wet”? Sure.
“Watch for Falling Poo”? Apparently, Yes!
A Cleveland, Ohio TV Station is reporting that folks in a neighborhood there have had to watch out for flying poo coming from a high rise apartment building’s balcony. FOX 19 News, the station that was tipped off about the problem by a local resident, videoed someone on a Reserve Square Apartments balcony sweeping what appeared to be animal urine to the street below. When the owner of the apartments was contacted they were not aware of the issue, but found the person responsible the next day and had power washed the sidewalk below. So, it appears problem solved, but before we go,
PLEASE NOTE THESE TWO QUOTES FROM THE GUY WHO TIPPED OFF THE 19 NEWS CREW. HE MUST BE ONE OF OURS FROM ALABAMA.
Quotes from Julius Robinson:
“Then one day I seen turds, and that’s when I knew somebody was sweeping feces off the balcony,” Robinson said.
“It has fell on residents over here at Bohn Tower,” said Robinson. “It has fallen on the people that were waiting at the bus stop. While we were talking about it, a wet something that looked like pumpkin pie fell down while we were talking, and I’m just keeping it clean.”
He’s very descriptive. Doesn’t leave much to the imagination. Link to the Original Story from FOX 19 News
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